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de **damblagiu** » Mie Apr 19, 2017 12:42 pm

Uraciosule, ia le tu pe toate!

de **April** » Sâm Mai 27, 2017 10:39 pm

Ce mai cară unele...
plus alte distractii ...

de **iuliangrecu** » Dum Mai 28, 2017 2:48 pm

April scrie:Ce mai cară unele...
plus alte distractii ...

Si uite asa a disparut si mitul, 'om cu scaun la cap'..

de **pozeDECAT** » Joi Iul 13, 2017 4:40 pm

Nu merge direct la bancuri asa ca plasez aici. Cautand ceva in niste mailuri foate vechi, am dat peste textul asta, trimis de un prieten:
Pe forum s-a inlocuit automat un cuvant romanesc foarte folosit, in loc aparand acum "elefant". Va prindeti voi ...

Si nu-I invatati pe colegi cuvinte romanesti altfel s-ar putea ca incurand sa primim si noi o astfel de circulara.
Apare Circulara ! .. prin e-mail:
Acesta este un e-mail intern (pentru angajatii romani) de la o reprezentanta din Romania a unei mari corporatii (faza e adevarata!) - textul este primit pe mail, nu stiu daca este adevarat sau nu, dar este amuzant.

To: All Romanian Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff.

Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like futu-i, în elefant mea, elefant and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say si-a bagat elefant when someone makes a mistake, or s-a cacat pe el if you see someone being reprehended, or baga-mi-as, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb a se caca and a se fute are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as elefant de om, cacanaru’ or boul.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as pulalau nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as muiangiu.
5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as porcarii.
6. Do not say futu-ti ma-ta if somebody is persistent; do not add elefant mea, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say am pus-o (refer to item 2) or o sa ne-o traga when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say du-te-n elefant mea or should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, ce elefant mea vrei?.
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners bosorogi împutiti.
9. Do not say ia mai mereti-n elefant cu cacatu’ asta when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer futu-te-n cur when your assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as boul dracului or tâmpitu’ ala.
11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as pizdulica buna, futaciosu’ or homalau’ lu’ peste.
12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say ma sterg la cur cu textul asta. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly

sursa era asta: https://www.criserb.com/blog/ce-se-inta ... romanesti/

de **Maria** » Mie Aug 23, 2017 8:55 pm

Cei 7 pitici ajung la Vatican la Papa.
Morocanosul iese in fata si intreaba:
– Excelenta voastra, am o intrebare mai delicata…
– Spune, fiule!
– Aici la Vatican, aveti calugarite pitice, ca noi asa?
– Nu, fiule!
In spate,ceilalti sase pitici isi dau coate.
Morocanosul se uita urat la ei si continua:
– Dar asa, in general, in Europa… exista calugarite pitice?
Inca o data raspunsul a fost negativ.
Ceilalti sase izbucnesc in ras.
Morocanosul, vizibil enervat, le cere sa se calmeze si continua :
– Dar in lumea asta mare, exista calugarite pitice?
– Nu, fiule! Dupa stiinta mea, nici macar una!
Explozie de ras in spate.
– Dar de ce intrebi, fiule?
Ceilalti sase, deja in delir, striga printre hohote:
– A f***t un pinguin!
– A f***t un pinguin!

de **iuliangrecu** » Mar Feb 06, 2018 11:07 am

Din ciclul, "Plastic e fantastic"

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The brothel has several rooms where customers can purchase the services of a silicone s*x doll instead of a prostitute.
Several models of dolls are available. (Photo by Christophe Bertolin/IP3/Getty Images)